A conversation between two members of pub staff, overheard as they pulled our pints, and prompted by the insistent ringing of the phone.
I hear that sound in my head when I’m at home trying to get to sleep sometimes.
Ha, same! And after a busy weekend I have nightmares about managing queues and people making complicated orders.
Me too! And have you heard [colleague]’s thing?
No, what’s that?
She wakes her partner up in the middle of the night shouting out loud, ‘Who’s next then, please?’ Three or four times in one night she’s done it.