The citizens of Craftonia, from Singapore to Stockholm, stand together in uniform opposition to homogeneity.
It is a land where the light comes from filament bulbs.
Where beer taps are on the back wall, brick is bare and wood is stripped.
Craftonian cuisine is ‘dirty’, but not really, and it is usually a burger.
There are no plain walls there: every surface has a caricature of a barman, a beer list, or a brief manifesto.
All the beers are IPAs, except the ones that are sour.
There are many breweries in Craftonia but most of them are Stone, BrewDog and Mikkeller.