Item: the pills they sell in pub toilets that definitely aren’t Viagra.
The other week in Munich with friends I mentioned how funny I found the various ‘blue pills’ they sell in gents toilets alongside condoms and other useful items such as a novelty penises that expand when you put them in water. The women in the group were astonished by this revelation, as was Boak when I mentioned it to her the other day.
So, because this leads me to believe other people may not know about this either, here’s an example:
This one is unusual in that it doesn’t have ‘blue’ in its name but otherwise the characteristics are typical:
- A vague suggestion of potency (extra strong) without any indication of what the active ingredient might be, if any. A quick search online suggests these ones are ‘herbal’ which leads me to conclude that you might as well eat a vegetable stock cube.
- Some iconography of ‘adultness’ — in this case, a simple nod to the BBFC’s 18 certificate logo, although it’s often an elaborate illustration of a ghostly blue naked woman.
- And a word that hints at what it is supposed to do to your physique without being open to challenge under Trade Descriptions — solid, if you catch my drift, nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Who buys these? The condoms I can understand but non-specific pills that might do… something? Then again, perhaps someone gullible enough to spend their cash on ‘medicine’ in a pub bog is also highly susceptible to the placebo effect.
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This is crying out for a bit of scientific analysis – time for a real ‘Magical Mystery Tour’ of pub bog pills?
May I suggest you purchase one, take it and blog back with a report on the effect it had on you?
It would be more impartial if Boak did the reporting back. (Sorry….)
An idea for the next “group test”, maybe?
When we bought our pub here in bath, prior to the renovation we took out the condom machine, half of which was condoms, and the other half were ‘Rudy dudies’, and the coin collections were seperate, we found 3 pounds in the condom channel, and 47pounds in the ‘rudy dudies’ obviously the novelty monster painted condom market is far larger than we had imagined.