This new season of Magical Mystery Pour, with Sussex beers chosen by Rachael Smith of Look at Brew, is one of those trendy but annoying short ones like Game of Thrones does these days.
That’s because with us moving house there was a bit of a delay in ordering the beers, and because the online store Rachael suggested — the only one with a comprehensive range of beers from Sussex — turned out to be a bit flaky. She picked five beers of which we ended up with three. (A fourth, from Burning Sky, was delivered past its best before date.)
Anyway, crapness aside, the first beer we tasted was Long Man Best Bitter, a 4% ABV ale which cost us £2.80 for one 500ml bottle from South Down Cellars. Rach says:
I’ve picked this as it has become a staple in many a Sussex pub (on cask of course) as the core Long Man range is becoming synonymous with good quality beers at the traditional end of the Sussex brewing spectrum. It’s a classic session bitter with well balanced malts and bitterness, with some nuttiness coming through. It’s well worth seeking out on cask, but the bottled version is handy to have around. Not quite Harvey’s but a fine alternative.
The beer isn’t bottle-conditioned and was therefore no trouble to pour, giving us a thick, stable head above a body that it feels harsh to describe as brown such was its glow. (This is why marketing people so often resort to ‘amber’.)
The aroma was muted but suggested toffee and hot jam to Bailey, and a purely beery, woodland earthiness to Boak.
It seemed to be missing something on first tasting — a fizz, more toffee, and then a watery hole. As it went down and hung around, though, a warming orange marmalade note emerged.
It’s hard to find much more to say than that. It reminded us of any number of other traditional bitters you might find in the supermarket from breweries such as Badger or Butcombe, although with perhaps just a bit more oomph. Which is to say, it was a clean, bright, mainstream beer that with the right marketing could easily become a national brand.
We can’t imagine going out of our way to acquire another bottle but we’d certainly recommend it to friends who like normal beer and, as per Rach’s suggestion, suspect we’d get much more of a kick out of it on cask.
3 replies on “Magical Mystery Pour #30: Long Man Best Bitter”
Never really enjoyed any Long Man beers from the bottle, and especially the paler ones can have a touch of celery about them (pasteurisation?) Their cask offerings are excellent. Particularly like Old Man and Long Blonde when they’re on form.
Not had their bottled output, but Long Man cask beer is pretty much always excellent.
Their trad beers are good, but their APA – as generously US-hopped as one would hope – is a real standout pint.
If I see Long Man on a row of pumps, I don’t hesitate to order. Long Man APA is the only beer of late that’s taken my cash away from Oakham JHB when Kev had it on at the North Star!
+1 on Long Man APA. As for this review, I sympathise – it’s hard to give a straightforward style done well the credit it ought to deserve. I guess we’re all neophiles now.